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Merry Christmas! ... in a month.

The newspaper office party is THE BEST.

1.
"What I don't like about this office is that everything we write is Socialist Propaganda."
"According to your standard, you Bush baby?"

2.
"I have never watched any girl-on-girl porn before."
"Same here. Oh hey, does it include the image you play in your head though?"
"...Don't you need to have a reference for that?"

3.
"I am so heart broken that Czechoslovakia broke up."
"I know, it is like, they are the couple that give me hope, that one day I can be like that."

4.
In Soviet Union, you can't get your laundry detergent, but you can get your brain washed.

5.
"I would like to appreciate the CHANGE you have brought to this office."
"Oh get that Barack Obama out of my pants! Now!"
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今天的我也依然这么萌!

刚才roommate找我夜半谈心.我到了她的房间里,说了没两句话就开始翻箱倒柜找吃的.
她给了我两块饼干,说,你好好听我说.我拿到了饼干很开心就乖乖坐下了.她看着我,忧伤的说,你是狗吗.

Ryod says:
像狗一樣活下去吧!
決定了!以後就叫你狗洞(…)!

...好讨厌你们哦!

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重新看touch,突然觉得达也这种凡事为他人着想但是不肯表露、与其被人感激还不如被人埋怨、眼神锐利擅长察言观色每天满腹心事考虑周全可是实施起来看起来却仿佛满肚子糨糊的个性...还真像银时啊.

活过来了!

修罗场结束!人生,我回来了!ToT

为了迎接长周末到来,跑到几个日本人家里去喝酒.席间被教了一个drinking game,是那种常见的fuzzy duck式游戏:起始的人可以选择向左边的人说"愛しているよ"或者向右边的人说"ええ",这样依次传下去,说错了的就罚酒.
所以玩起来的对话就是:
"愛しているよ!"
"ええ?!"
"愛しているよ!"
"ええ?!"
"愛しているよ!"
"ええ?!"
这种只有单箭头的游戏也太死虐心了吧!然而,萌!

罚酒的时候可爱的30岁大哥还表演了"吧唧吧唧吧唧升龙霸!吧唧吧唧吧唧龟仙波!"的催酒之舞.糟糕的是,为什么我可以听出来他在说什么呢...

吃饭的时候不知为何和身旁的日本小青年说起萝丽控这个话题.
小青年表示从来没听过这么一个词,让我很是震惊,于是要求在场的其他日本人解释给他听.被我拉了壮丁的会长一听到这个问题,放下啤酒跪坐起来,说道:"Lolita complexity は..."
...会长,你这个学名是从哪里听来的啊你到底有什么不为人知的另一面啊...

喝醉了之后大两个阪美青年扯着嗓子互唱情歌.美青年们我爱你们!请务必exchange shirt!

只是朱颜改

晚饭时间撞见了有一阵子没见的老熟人.他似乎是刚面试结束,西装革履.其时我午觉刚睡醒,穿着棉背心和膝盖以上20公分的小花睡裤,站在热狗摊子旁边等热狗烤熟,手里还举着一升装的牛奶正在往嘴里灌.他上上下下看了我几遍,说几天没看见,你这是变成白人了么!
口胡!I don't live out the stereotype, I define the stereotype才对!

新闻工作者欢乐多!

晚上在报社呆了短短三小时期间...

某个姑娘被banner的位置搞得焦头烂额而大喊了一句:"I don't know where to put it! I feel like an awkward thirteen-year old boy!"


编辑过来问图像组的组长:"How's it going? Will you be able to meet the deadline?"
组长说:"Shut up. I am on top of things."
编辑说:"You like that, don't you?"


一起出去coffee break的时候我发现了一种叫pleasure bar的零食,指给同组的青年看.
他拿起来端详:"What is it? 'Feel the power of faith'?"
"Yeah. I don't see how this advertisement is related to the name of pleasure bar though."
"Well -- reach down and touch the personal Jesus. "

...这个充满老头子笑话的世界哟[远目].还有我说13岁根本也没有到法定年龄吧!

revolutionaries await
life or something close to it
big brother is Watching You!

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